Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball
into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the
purpose - Winston Churchill
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Preparations begin before the game - making lunches. |
... and bringing all the "stuff" to the golf course |
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SPECIAL THANKS IS EXTENDED TO
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ALL OF OUR WONDERFUL SPONSORS |
Jerry puts up the signs in pouring rain - Monterrey Restaurant |
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Burke-Alley Construction Company |
Green Bank. |
Knights of Columbus, Council 6784 |
Edward Jones Company |
Edward Noe, Stephen Lorino, Jacob Lorino |
Gateway Ford |
Lauglin Hospital, Greeneville YMCA, Mr. Golf, Premium Waters |
Notre Dame Council of Catholic Women |
Jack Siersma |
Bill Riley |
Silver Eagle Ranch. |
C&C Millright, Lisa Crum State Farm, Mary & Bud Noe |
Dick's Sporting Goods, Korner Pawn Shop, Tom Quint |
Heavenly Hams, JC Evening Rotary Club, Colleen Noe. |
Corley's Pharmacy |
Thanks for the Memories - Mike Noe, Colleen Noe, Karen Noe Lorino |
Nobody drove away in this new Mazda - no hole in one! |
Register, get a lucky ticket, and buy a Mulligan (or two). |
Did you hear about the golfer who got shot yesterday? Yes, they said it was a hole in Juan. |
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course: Babe Ruth |
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course: Lee Trevino |
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck |
Hazards attract, fairways repel |
Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut. |
My uncle, who has golfed all his life, has his own definition of the word G.O.L.F.: Getting Old and Living Fine! |
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I'm taking my lunch "to go." |
No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse. |
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine - Bruce Lansky |
When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again. |
Just in case they had a hole in one. |
Two golfers were sitting at the 19th hole discussing their games this year when one says to the other, " My game is so bad this year I had to have my ball retriever regripped !" |
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that - Gardner Dickinson |
The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing |
Hey, the only way from here is to go up. |
I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them - Harry Tofcano . |
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play - Anonymous |
Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks - Anonymous |
The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree. |
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil - Unknown |
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts |
Two long time golfers were standing over looking the river. One golfer looked to the other and said, "Look at those idiots fishin' in the rain." |
The only difference between driving in golf and driving a car is that when you drive a car you don't want to hit anything. |
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow: Sam Snead |
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose: Gerald Ford |
The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music: Anon |
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me - Seve Ballesteros |
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye: Chi Chi Rodriguez |
You know it's too wet to play golf when your cart capsizes. |
Man: "My doctor has told me I can't play golf." Friend: "So he's played with you too has he?" |
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball: Jack Lemmon |
"The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs." Henry Youngman |
With three more holes to go, the sun tried to come out |
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With one hole to go, blue sky began to appear. |
His doctor told him to play 36 holes a day, so he went out and bought a harmonica. |
A golfer has one advantage over a fisherman. He doesn't have to produce anything to prove his story. |
Sunday is the day all of us bow our heads. Some are praying and some are putting. |
He's hopeless. He's the only golfer I know who shouts, "Fore," when he putts. |
Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe. |
My wife claims that her golf is improving because today she hit the ball in one. |
I love golf. I live golf. I dream golf. If only I could play golf! |
We hope everyone had a good time. And the winners are... |
Second Place Team |
