First Annual Golf Tournament
Monday, October 20, 2008
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.  Bob Hope

Thank you, girls, for preparing the meals.
And thank you for doing all of the leg work.
Golfers gather and share tall tales?
Write your name on the stub; you might win a prize.
The rainbow trout was this big!
Do you think the golfers will eat all of this? 

I just got the winning doorprize ticket.

There are 18 teams in the tournament

Let me introduce the three best golfers in the tournament.

The gals don't have a chance; we're great golfers.
We're here to enjoy the beautiful fall colors.
Our team's handicap is 26 strokes.  What's yours?
Yes, I've got the prize money right here in my pocket.
I'll have the ham and cheese.  No, make that a chicken salad  croissant.

A few golfers need to practice before the tournament begins.
You can buy a Mulligan for $5; two for $10.

We're waiting in line to buy Mulligans.

I'm ready for another hole in one!

We're going to carry our own clubs; who needs a cart?
Let's go eat lunch.

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is probably not yours.
Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
Golf balls are like eggs; they're white, and they're sold by the dozen. Also you need to buy fresh ones each week.
Never try to keep more than 200 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing
It is surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt: for a 10.
I'll see you on the 18th hole.
What do you mean "no clownin' around"?

I'm taking my lunch "to go."

Golf is just like riding a bike, right?

Be sure to keep your head down when you swing.

The only reason I play golf is to bug my wife. She thinks I'm having fun.
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponentís luck.

 

My golf game is really improving. Last weekend I played 36 holes and only fell in the water hazzard once.

Golf is what you play when you're too out of shape to play softball.

 

I played golf yesterday, and I didn't even break par. I did break my three wood, my putter, and a window in a nearby condo.
What's everyone looking at?

Shh, we're listening to the new tournament rules.
If I can't look for my lost balls for more than one minute, I'll run out of golf balls before the tournament is over.
If you have a red number next to your name, you can throw the ball to extend your distance - without a penalty.  Yes, I said you can throw the ball!
The "Goodtime Gals" are ready to have a good time - giggling and golfing, 

I once played a course that was so tough, I lost two balls in the ball washer!!
Golf is great, why just yesterday I was only 4 strokes away from a hole-in-one.....

 

 I think Iíve finally figured the game out: if it goes right, itís a "slice." If it goes left, itís a "hook." And if it goes straight, itís a miracle!.
And the winning team is....
"The Goodtime Gals"
  
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